intractably:

*tries to take a selfie* deletes 253 photos and keeps 0

(via happiest)









stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

(via intractably)



cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

(via tortillah)











"Because this is my life. And that’s the only explanation you will ever need."
(via hefuckin)s3 (via quirkyvirgin)

(Source: dayzea, via inexorvble)